Udders? UDDERS?!

Just got back from watching Cars, and leading it was a trailer for Barnyard (the "trailer 2" trailer is the one I saw). I'll be the first to admit I know next-to-nothing about animal husbandry, but last time I checked there was no such thing as a boy cow. Well, there are, but they're called bulls and they don't have udders. But hey, if you're going to make a boy cow with udders, I applaud going all the way and rendering them prominently. Nevermind that the overall effect makes it seem like the thing, whatever it is, not only has four of the things that a male cow might actually have between its legs, but that (s)he shaves its nether region. Where it finds the time to keep such a complex and multi-pronged set of genitalia clean-shaven is another mystery.

I will allow for the remote possibility that our hero(ine)'s condition is central to the plot, and the trailer masterfully concealed the twist. Heck, maybe it's a remake of... No, that would be giving too much away.