Ross, Google-Bot Trainers, and St. Wilhelms

I was reading this great rant by Ross Enamait, Examining The Google-Bot Trainer, and noticed in it he mentioned St. Wilhelm's Nondenominational Church of S&P and their Ten Commandments. Excellent, had to check out the rest of their site:

Though we call ourselves a church, we have no religious affiliations. Strength and Power is our religion. We do not have a physical building. There are no meetings or agendas. Membership is merely an honor bestowed upon you through good faith. Our hope is that the church will grow large enough that each member, at some point in their life, will pass a complete stranger on the street wearing a Saint Wilhelm's t-shirt and they will instantly know that this person has done something great, whether it be in competition or by simply achieving a hard-earned personal goal.

If you think yourself worthy to join, you must promise that once you receive your member's t-shirt, you will make a video of yourself doing something great while wearing the shirt. You may record yourself doing a gym lift, beating someone up (in organized competition, of course), crushing objects, or performing any number of strength feats.

The church recognizes Ross as a saint. :-)