Fugging Funny

Go Fug Yourself is funniest when doing fake conversations. Evidence:

For example, J.Lo on Brad Pitt’s mustache:

He looks like an outrageous French pastry chef who solves crime. Which is STUPID, because everyone knows good pastry chefs have no time to detect things! My pastry chef works 23 hours a DAY to make me things I can sniff and then throw away!