Go Fug Yourself is funniest when doing fake conversations. Evidence:
For example, J.Lo on Brad Pitt’s mustache:
He looks like an outrageous French pastry chef who solves crime. Which is STUPID, because everyone knows good pastry chefs have no time to detect things! My pastry chef works 23 hours a DAY to make me things I can sniff and then throw away!
I'm Jim Biancolo, and this is stuff I found interesting that I thought you might like too. Here are some of my favorites if you want to start there. Mostly I link to other people, but some stuff is mine, like:
I am loving Instapaper, and use if to sock away stuff to read. Here are a bunch of articles I read recently and liked.
Here are the RSS feeds for this site, my Instapaper reading list, and my Instapaper favorites.
"RSS? What in the blazes are you carryin' on about, boy?"